I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Brb crying the tears of my youth
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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