I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
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Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
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This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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