How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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