this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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