i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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