Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
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