i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
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Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
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I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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