On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
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