Me too!
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
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