you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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