i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
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Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
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I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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