We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
So I just went to clothing optional bar
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Randomize
