Already got asked if we're dating
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
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I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
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he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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