There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I'm sobbing to NWA
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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