you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
we made out on top of his cat.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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