how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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