your room smells of hookers.
And success
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
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You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
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This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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