thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
My breath smells like gin and sadness
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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