i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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