And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
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