everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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