I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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