i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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