is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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