I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
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I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
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All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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