yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
she told me i tasted like america
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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