Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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