nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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