we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
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i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
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I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Randomize