Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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