you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
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Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
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my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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