Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
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was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
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Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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