Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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