I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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