A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
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