Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
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Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
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I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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