I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
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Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
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I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
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We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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