..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
