ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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