so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
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I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
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Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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