I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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