He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
tell me about the fingering
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