sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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