She is in my trunk
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
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He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
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She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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