And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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