So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
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my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
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Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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