Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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