I think I am morally bankrupt
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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