Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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