I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
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Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
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I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
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