you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
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considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
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Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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