The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
