i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
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We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
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So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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