In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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